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This is the best breakfast I’ve had in the region, ever. Housemade corned beef hash, topped with perfectly fried eggs and accompanied by creamy grits and a buttermilk biscuit.

Roughly counterclockwise – a ball of Mac and Cheese, fried shrimp, deviled crab, fried oysters, and the best hush puppies ever.

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An amazing barbecue lunch in North Carolina. Onward to Charleston!

The ringing of the phone at my desk broke the silence that usually pervades my office in the early morning.

“What are you doing for dinner a year from today, 2009?”

Let me rewind. A few days earlier, my wife and I had listened to the NPR feature on Talula’s Table, which merited a strange mix of emotions. Happiness and pride, that the shop, after weeks and weeks of delays, had not only opened but was thriving. A little bit of bitterness and resentment, on the other hand, that acquiring dinner reservations at Talula’s was such an impossible prospect.

My wife had the crazy idea. She said, “Let’s just forget about going for a specific date. Let’s forget about planning for a birthday or anniversary or how we’re going to get a bunch of people together. Let’s just give them a call one morning at 7am.”

We commute into work very early in the morning, leaving the house at 6am. She drops me off at my office, and then continues on to her work, meaning that we avoid the rush hour traffic, both of us firmly planted at our desks by 7am. It just so happened that, on this particular day, my wife picked up her phone at 6:59am and dialed the phone number for Talula’s Table. What the heck.

As my wife relates it, a young woman answered the phone, and my wife asked, “You don’t, by any chance, have a reservation open for this date in 2009?”

“Let me check,” said the woman. “Actually, it looks like we do.”

I think it took less than a millisecond to snatch that reservation and button it up. So, next summer, we’re having dinner at Talula’s Table.

What do Craig Laban, NPR, Conde Nast, the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and the actor John Turturro have in common?

They’ve all contributed to the mountain of accolades that presently makes it impossible to reserve the farmhouse table at Talula’s Table for anything inside of a year to the calendar date – and that’s if you’re extraordinarily lucky with your dialing finger.

When Talula’s Table first opened, it was a known fact that, at some point after getting things up and running, Aimee Olexy and Bryan Sikora were going to begin offering private dining affairs after-hours, hosted at the large farmhouse table in the center of the shop. Limiting the number of available slots to the number of seats at the farmhouse table allowed Sikora and the kitchen staff to concentrate on serving a multi-course meal to a smaller number of guests, a welcome departure from the maddening pace of a Center City restaurant kitchen.

That’s exactly what happened. Shortly after opening, around March of 2007 or so, Talula’s Table opened its reservations book for parties of 10 to 12, one per evening, at a prix fixe of $85 per person. This was right around the same time that we stopped into the shop to pick up some cheese, and as Aimee was helping us with our selection, we started talking about the dinners. We waxed nostalgic about our times at Django, and how sooner or later we’d have to book a reservation to try the farmhouse table dinner, once we found eight more people who would be willing to come out with us.

Aimee told us that, if we were interested, there were still some slots available for the second half of the year. Everything up until June was already booked. Hm. We politely declined, figuring we’d have some time later to make firm plans.

We were slightly mistaken. As we wiled away our leisure time during the summer, word of mouth began to spread like wildfire, of this tiny shop in this little town in Pennsylvania serving these outstanding eight course, three hour feasts.

As of September 1, the table was booked for every available night until July 31, 2008.

Then, on October 14, Craig Laban, the restaurant critic from the Philadelphia Inquirer, published his review of Talula’s Table. Mr. Laban, who grants the equivalent of a “good to great” rating (two bells, for you locals) to the majority of establishments that appear in his column (which is already enough of an endorsement to boost traffic considerably) stated that Talula’s Table was “one of the best meals I’ve eaten all year”. Then, John Turturro said, of the Valentine’s Day dinner that he enjoyed with his wife, that “it was the kind of meal you’d request before your execution”.

Aw, crap.

On January 2, 2008, when the restaurant reopened after the holiday break, it opened its reservations book for the rest of 2008. This was at 7am. By 9am, a 2008 reservation was out of the question.

Today, Talula’s Table takes reservations exactly one year to the calendar date in advance, giving the farmhouse table to the caller lucky enough to get through first at 7am, 365 days before the first course is to be served. By way of comparison, the French Laundry in Napa, which has a mere 17 tables, requires two months to the calendar date. The only similar situation to Talula’s Table is El Bulli, in Spain, which is widely considered as the best restaurant in the world, which takes reservations in mid-October for the following year, and usually books up completely on the first day.

It was bad enough when Talula’s Table was garnering only local accolades in Pennsylvania and neighboring states on the eastern seaboard. But when Conde Nast’s Portfolio.com (“The Toughest Table in America”, March 19, 2008), the New York Times (“Spiritual Retreat”, May 11, 2008), the Los Angeles Times, and National Public Radio (“Talula’s: The Toughest Reservation in the US?”, April 22, 2008) chimed in with their own praise, the improbability of getting a reservation became a near impossibility.

We were frustrated, not only because we had failed to answer the door when opportunity knocked, but also because now, with all of the national attention, what was going to be a nice upcoming anniversary or birthday dinner was turning into an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. With such a slim probability of scoring a reservation, we were resigned to never having the opportunity to experience Talula’s Table outside of its existence as a gourmet shop.

Come back here for Part 3, this Friday.

Note: This was originally published on June 27, 2008. It was the first of a three-part series, but then we went on vacation and I hadn’t gotten around to writing the last two parts. I am restarting the series today, with the second part tomorrow and the conclusion of the series on Friday.

Is it possible for a restaurant to break your heart?

Seven years ago, or thereabouts, a tiny storefront tucked away off of Philadelphia’s eclectic South Street was transformed into Django, a BYOB that would go on to revolutionize small bistro dining in a city notorious for its ridiculous markups on wine.

Owned and operated by the husband and wife team of Bryan Sikora and Aimee Olexy, Django enchanted diners with its homey atmosphere, superb service, and Sikora’s outstanding and innovative cuisine. Django reaped the rewards, garnering Best New Restaurant and Best Chef in Philadelphia Magazine that year, along with a mention in Gourmet magazine, which contributed to regional and national recognition of the restaurant. The best thing about this was that none of these accolades were hype – it was all very much deserved, corroborated by Sikora’s ability to turn out excellent fare and Olexy’s masterful command of cheese selection and front-of-the-house management. Whenever you see a cheese plate in Philadelphia today, it’s because of her influence.

As word spread and the restaurant became more and more successful, weekend reservations became harder and harder to secure, and Django instituted a 30 calendar day rule for reservations, prompting many to hover over their redial buttons at 10am each morning, waiting for the magical window to open. Even when we were successful at getting through to a live person, by the time we had reached the reservations desk the only available openings were frequently either 5:30pm or 10:30pm, which we gladly accepted. Despite having countless other amazing restaurants in the city to choose from, whenever we had to schedule a special occasion dinner, or had out-of-towners coming to visit, there was never a question where we would go. Over the next few years, we racked up a nice collection of anniversary and birthday dinners at Django, and made it a point to stagger reservations across each of the four seasons, just to see what changes would come to the menu.

Then one day, Sikora and Olexy sold Django and left Philadelphia. On the heels of the birth of their first child, they had decided to give up the daily hustle of the Philadelphia restaurant scene, cashed in their chips, and rode off into the sunset. It was a classic Michael Jordan move, retiring at the top of your game. Our hearts crumbled, with our remorse only magnified by a visit to the restaurant after the deal was done, when we discovered that Django the Great had, with the departure of the original owners, become Django the Very Good. Sikora and Olexy were the heart and soul of Django, and when they left, much of that heart and soul went with them, and the establishment felt more like a business than the personal experience that it once was. It was still a very good bistro, but there hung a very palpable void in the absence of Sikora in the kitchen and Olexy in the front of the house. Lacking the personal touch that was the hallmark of the “old” Django, the restaurant soon faded into the rushing waters of the BYOB scene that it had originally pioneered. Today, I’m sure that it’s still a good bistro, but in a town now filled with BYOB bistros, it no longer stands above the fray.

After their departure, months passed, and there were rumors here and there, of Sikora and Olexy relocating to New Jersey, or perhaps clear across the state to Pittsburgh. Their absence from the Philadelphia BYOB scene was quickly filled by more and more new and upcoming bistros offering homey atmospheres served by small kitchen staff, profiting on the template that Django had originated. Still, after having tried a few, we were still not swayed from our opinion that Django did it first, and Django did it best. We had all but written off seeing the duo back on the food scene when, to my surprise, I heard that Sovana, a small bistro in the heart of Kennett Square, Pennsylvania, mere minutes from Philadelphia, had acquired a new chef named Bryan Sikora.

So, on the occasion of my wife’s birthday two years ago, or thereabouts, we trekked through the lush valleys of the Mushroom Capital of the World, along small winding country roads and shot straight past Sovana, which is located in a small shopping center, facing inward. Turning the car around, we managed to find it fairly quickly and arrived shortly after the 4:30 start time for the dinner service. Sovana does not require reservations, and the outgoing voice message states that they would always honor walk-ins, although it would be possible to make a reservations request.

My first viewing of the menu felt like a culinary homecoming. I saw menu items that I thought I would never see again after the end of the Sikora/Olexy era at Django. Goat Cheese Gnocchi, Wild Boar Ragu, the best dishes that ever graced the menus of Django were now at Sovana, and largely retained the same qualities that made them such standout successes at Django. The space, with a high-ceilinged industrial vibe, took some getting used to, but the meals that we had enjoyed with such enthusiasm were still there. To be sure, there was definitely a different feel to Sovana than Django, as Bryan Sikora was now an employee, not an owner, Aimee Olexy was nowhere to be seen in this new endeavor, and the staff went about their duties with businesslike efficiency. The no-reservations policy did yield some visits when we were relegated to waiting at the bar for over an hour, but overall our experience at Sovana was good, though not as good as Django.

We managed to have three meals at Sovana before the wheels of change turned again. A subsequent call to the restaurant some months later yielded a hostess, obviously new to the position, who was unfamiliar with Sikora’s name. She checked, and there was no “Bryan Sikora” working at Sovana, not anymore. And the void came rushing back, although, seeing that Sovana never came close to achieving the approachability of the original Django, it hurt far less this time around.

This time, though, it was not too long after Sikora’s departure from Sovana that there were some news items regarding the next chapter of their endeavors – a small gourmet shop in downtown Kennett Square, right on Main Street, in a location that formerly housed a shoe store. Delays and the usual hassles of opening a business meant staring at an “under construction” version of the shop’s website for weeks past the anticipated opening date. But waiting for the shop to open was better than not having any news at all.

In 2007, on a blustery winter day when the warm rays of summer are a mere memory, and the thaws of spring not even a thought on the horizon, Bryan Sikora and Aimee Olexy debuted their new gourmet shop named after their daughter, Talulah’s Table. Like Deadheads following the band, we just had to go and check it out, especially since the shop is only a pretty 30 minute drive through the countryside from where we live.

One of the things that’s particularly appealing about Kennett Square, and about small town centers in general, is the fact that the main drag is not a collection of franchises like Burger King and Starbucks. Main Street in Kennett Square consists of a variety of small, independently owned shops and eateries, and makes for a nice strolling afternoon, provided it’s not 20 degrees out. Which, on this particular afternoon, it was, and we had to hop over mounds of ice and snow to get to the front door from the car.

Talulah’s Table falls in line with the general Kennett Square aesthetic, and the first thing that you notice when you walk into the shop is that comfortable, homey feeling about the place, with a preponderance of wood floors and shelves and the smell of fresh-brewed coffee. This effect lasts for all of about five seconds, before you dive headlong into exploring all that Sikora and Olexy have to offer in their latest spot. In general, the merchandise is displayed on wooden shelves lining both sides of the room, with the coffee/pastry bar and register taking up the front of the rectangular space, with small coolers offering cold drinks and grab-and-go sandwiches next to it. There are sections of the store dedicated to jarred items, chocolate, dried pasta, various oils – the typical items that you would expect to find in a gourmet shop. It’s a place where you could stop by every so often to stock up on high end items, or find yourself there every morning grabbing a coffee and danish before heading off to work, or even every evening, picking up the components for dinner.

Things get more interesting as you head towards the back of the store. On one side of the room are display shelves stocked with various breads and rolls, and next to that is a tap for olive oil – yes, you can bottle your own here. A freezer case holds frozen house-made pasta and pasta sauces, and then as your eye follows the room in a counterclockwise fashion, you come upon the cheese display and your budget just flies out of the window. I am so completely not kidding.

The display case at the back of the store, where Aimee Olexy’s hand-selected cheeses share space with her husband’s prepared food options, is the kind of display case that you would put on your desert island list, if your desert island had electricity, trees made from bread and crackers, and was surrounded by an ocean of red wine. If she’s available, Olexy is more than happy to answer your questions about the cheeses, and will solicit your unique likes and dislikes in order to tailor her recommendations to your taste. One of the best things we we ever did was to take the day off from work, drop by the shop, give Olexy a budget limit and just have her create a picnic basket of charcuterie and cheese. That, and a baguette, made for one of the best lunches in the picnic area outside of Longwood Gardens.

One thing that I haven’t mentioned is the large oak table that resides in the center of the store. When Talulah’s Table first opened, it had been announced that the table would be made available for private dinner functions, after the shop had gotten established and found its groove, and that was all that was said about that. It would serve as an opportunity for Sikora to continue the tradition of a dinner service, but without the pressure of serving hundreds of courses each night.

Little did we know that, within a few short months, a seat at that table would be the hardest reservation to get in the United States.

Wednesday: Part Two, Chasing Talulah’s Table

Like barbecue, meatballs, and a number of other family recipes, fried chicken is a sacred thing. Everyone has their favorite, whether it be from a local eatery or from their own recipe box. I try not to limit myself to a single “best ever”, but my short list definitely counts Jestine’s Kitchen, in Charleston, among the top three.

Just as with Wild Wing, we made it a point to hit up Jestine’s Kitchen when we found ourselves back in Charleston. It is, quite simply, the best place in town for straightforward soul food along the lines of collard greens, grits, fried okra, mac and cheese, red rice, and fried chicken. There are other offerings, as well, blue plate specials bringing the best of daily available ingredients to the table.

By way of background, Jestine Matthews was born in 1885 and lived to be 112. She worked as a laundress and housekeeper in Charleston, eventually finding herself in the employe of the Ellison family. She became lifelong friends with the family, and the Ellison’s granddaughter, Dana Berlin, founded Jestine’s Kitchen with the family recipes that were handed down through the generations.

Meals at Jestine’s Kitchen start with a basket of freshly baked cornbread, accompanied by a bowl of butter that’s swimming in honey. True Southern cornbread is only slightly sweet, with a rough quality that puts its overly sugared, cakelike Northern counterpart to shame. Service, as you would expect from an operation as personal as Jestine’s, is quick and personable – everyone loves working here, and it shows.

We both ordered the fried chicken plate, and split an order of the fried green tomatoes as an appetizer. As is the case with many Southern culinary practices, fried green tomatoes takes something that is ostensibly healthy and transforms it into a gut busting artery clogger, by dredging it in flour and frying it in a substantial amount of butter. The result – tender green tomato slices, sweet on the inside and slightly crispy on the outside – are worth writing home about.

The fried chicken plate at Jestine’s Kitchen is no joke. Accompanied by two sides of your choice, you are presented with nearly a half-chicken’s worth of parts – a breast piece, a leg, and a wing or two, that almost make you regret having ordered an appetizer. The chicken is molten hot, having emerged from the oil only moments before hitting your table, making you wait a little longer than you are accustomed to before digging in. But, after dutifully picking away at your sides (the wonderful fried okra, which is an acquired taste for some, and the sticky, gooey macaroni and cheese), you finally experience fried chicken nirvana with your first bite.

As all remarkable fried chicken should, the coating on these pieces shatters into little bits when you bite into it, yielding tender and moist meat. You move from the dark meat, the leg, to what is usually the challenging part, the white meat, to find that this preparation is impeccable. This is what fried chicken should be, always. As intimidating as the initial presentation seemed to be, in short order you find yourself facing an empty plate.

Now, usually, after such a grand meal as this, one would seek to retreat to a state of moderation and ask for the check. But, given that this was our first return to Charleston, and Jestine’s Kitchen, in over ten years, it was unthinkable to consider leaving without ordering the Coca Cola Cake. To make a long story short, Coca Cola cake was born out of World War II, when shortages of sugar compelled home bakers to substitute Coca Cola in their recipes.

The cake, served with a chocolate frosting and some whipped cream, is an eye-opener for anyone who’s never had it before. The Coca Cola lends a different kind of sweetness to the dessert, one that is more subtle than cakes that use white or brown sugar. This is probably why the cake goes down so easily after such an epic meal.

Having gotten to Jestine’s Kitchen early, by the time we left there was a line of about a dozen people that had formed outside. The restaurant has such a good reputation, and is so highly regarded both locally in and guidebooks, that arriving during the primetime lunch hour usually means waiting outside (the place is too small to have an indoor waiting area). The line moves quickly, though, and there is a large fan installed to help folks withstand the Charleston heat and humidity. Whatever you do, though, don’t leave the line and go elsewhere, because Jestine’s Kitchen is certainly worth every bit of the wait.

Yes, I’m getting around to trip updates from the Charleston excursion.

If there’s ever a mecca for wing eaters, it’d be the Wild Wing Cafe. At any given moment, Wild Wing has over 30 different types of wings, ranging from five or six different heat levels of your standard buffalo wing, to alternate flavors such as Thai, Lemon Pepper, or Garlic.

Wild Wing also lays claim to one of my favorite appetizers, the Hot Shot, which is what you see pictured above. A basket of Hot Shots, along with an introductory beer, is the preferred way of slipping into a meal here. Served piping hot straight from the fryer, hot shots are similar to fritters and consist of spicy sausage, cheese, and batter-of-some-sort, rolled into balls and fried crispy. All of this is served with a dipping sauce that looks like a tub of melted margarine with some lemon pepper thrown into it (which is probably exactly what it is). It’s the finest appetizer of its kind.

Coming to Wild Wing immediately after checking in at the hotel, we were fortunate to find ourselves arriving on Wild Wednesday, which is their way of saying ‘2 for 1′ on the wings. Charleston is, after all, a college town, so there’s lots of deals to be found that are appropriate for a college student’s budget. We each ordered a dozen, with two varieties per order for a total of four flavors. The hardest thing about coming to Wild Wing is figuring out which kinds you want. We ended up getting Gold Rush, Garlic! Garlic! Garlic!, Lemon Pepper, and CHINA SYNDROME.

Gold Rush and Lemon Pepper have been our favorite flavors since well before we were married, so it was a no-brainer to order them. The Lemon Pepper is exactly as it sounds – the wings are tossed in a light margarine coating, and then liberally sprinkled with lemon pepper seasoning. They aren’t spicy, but they sure are tasty.

The Gold Rush, which is my pick, is a tangy, slightly spicy, slightly sweet sauce. The menu describes it as honey BBQ with a kick, but the flavor is more subtle, less cloying than your typical honey barbecue flavor – and I think the barbecue in this case may have been mustard-based.

So that brings me to the China Syndrome story.

I have quite a tolerance for heat. For some time now, I’ve maxed out on the heat level at Hooters, and their 911 wings don’t affect me at all. Everywhere I go, I tend to order the hottest level of wing that is on offer, and, for the most part, I am rarely impressed. So, when it came time to order a typical straight buffalo wing at Wild Wing, well, I went for China Syndrome. On the menu, it’s two steps above the typical ‘Hot’, and two steps below what the restaurant calls Braveheart. When our food came out, it’s the first one that my fingers went for, and I promise you, I will never, ever order that flavor ever again.

I have been defeated by a buffalo wing. Here’s the thing about the wings at Wild Wing – they aren’t served covered in sauce, like you’ve seen in other places. Here, what seems to be happening is that the cooks fry the wings, toss them in sauce, and then pop them into the oven for a bit, so that the sauce bakes onto the wings. The sauce still comes off on your fingers, but they’re a little neater. So, with the China Syndrome, what I discovered that evening is that the wings actually had red pepper flakes baked into them, and that’s what made all of the difference.

My mouth was on fire in a way that hasn’t been seen since the Bhut Jaloki Incident, which I have yet to tell you about. Beer, as quenching as it may be, was no match for the pain and fury that my body was experiencing. So, with that one wing, my entire meal was put on hold while I waited for the effects of the China Syndrome flavor to subside. I’m never doing that again.

I’ve only recently discovered the joy of drinking beer. About fifteen months ago, I enjoyed my first glass of Yuengling, and a large part of that experience is due to the wonderful mess that you see pictured here.

This, my friends, is the roast pork sandwich at Nick’s Original Roast Beef in Springfield, PA. If you’re wondering about the roast beef, it looks largely the same and is just as addictive.

Nick’s is the place we always go to for lunch when we are on our way to the airport, whether to fly out or to pick someone up from out of town. Located about five minutes off of I-476, it’s about 20 minutes away from Philadelphia International Airport, and where else can you get a decent quick lunch with that degree of convenience? Not Center City, that’s for sure.

Nick’s has been around for over 60 years, with the original location still in operation in South Philly and the Springfield spot open for 10 years. We’ve been to both, and the experience is identical – go to whichever is closest for you.

As with most institutions, there’s a way of ordering your food at Nick’s that makes it possible for any one person to order a pork or beef sandwich that’s a good variation on the one being eaten at the next table.

First, let me lay down the basics. At their essence, a sandwich at Nick’s is a stack of meat on a kaiser roll, with gravy. Ordering it as a ‘combo’ just means slapping a slice of provolone on it. Then it gets more complicated from there.

Overboard, which is how we like it, is with extra gravy. Not just a small dollop, mind you. I’m talking a sandwich that is so literally soaked in gravy that the bun just barely holds together. Yes, it sounds disgusting until you try it. The opposite of Overboard is Wet, which means less gravy (but, why?).

Operation means digging out the excess bread from the bun so that it doesn’t interfere with the meat, cheese, and gravy.

On the Outs means the inclusion of the crusty bits of beef from the outside of the roast, in other words, the best part, where the vitamins are, etc.

A Topper is a small portion of sauteed broccoli rabe, which, if you’re eating roast pork, is probably required by law.

The last bit of advice I have to give is this – get the gravy fries. They’re perfect fries to begin with, but you throw some meaty gravy on them, and they become something else entirely. What’s happening in my mouth? Something wonderful.

And, as you may expect, all of this pairs brilliantly with beer. We had tried a few beers here and there in the past, but it was this one singular moment last year, with this one beautiful mess of a sandwich, where everything clicked and beer suddenly made sense.

And, once I get around to offloading the camera, I’ve got a slideshow where beer is making a lot of sense to me. Lots and lots of sense. As you can tell, I’ve started my Charleston trip recap, starting with the place we ate right before leaving town.